The Death of English Language Part IV

ME: “I can taykz piktor ov yu?”
HIM: “kay do you haz da kamra?”
ME: “no u haz kamra. I can haz kamra?”
HIM: “NOOO! yu be steelinz mah kamra!!!!”
ME: “wtfbbq I juz wunt tayk piktor. Needz kamra.”
HIM: “fyne, heer.”
ME: “Kthxbai.”

I am getting old...
Highlighted by the fact that this link is nearly a year old...