English language byebye...

Found this while randomly browsing:
"i saw dis film last week was screwin cos der was nowher 2 sit in da cinema. it was full man anywayz da film was swag was a i jumpy bits but dats jus gud tension. i'd giv dis film: 3/10"
"all my m8s liked it dont know y it aint dat gud but dat girl is fukn ugly id be scared if i saw er."
"it was aight not all dat"

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